My New Addiction

I have found a new addiction – and it’s not coffee, it’s not coke, and I don’t smoke … it’s bottled water. I love it. I never understood before why people buy and drink bottled water. Now I understand! This stuff is incredible! I am drinking bottled water now and eating jalepeno peppers. Heaven. I have four bottles of water in my office.

Now I know that water is good for you, that it cleans out your system, detoxified, hydrates, helps you lose weight, helps keep your skin clean, and combats wrinkles. But I didn’t know I could love it this much.